Missing: Snowflake, Dolphin Mascot

Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have... Read more
Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER. I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don't see a dolphin around here, do you? Read less
Miami, FL ( Local)
September 8, 2018
Submitted by: aceventura

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Ace Ventura

September 8, 2018That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as... Read more
September 8, 2018

That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!

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